关于怀孕Pregnancy的名言

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

生活还不算艰难，如果没有人在里面踢你。

~Rita Rudner（1956- ）



There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.

喂母乳有三个原因：奶的温度总是刚好；它来自诱人的容器；而猫没办法吃到。

~Irena Chalmers









You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

你永远不能对一个女人说，甚至是小心的暗示你觉得他怀孕了，除非在你真正看到一个婴儿从她肚子里出来的时候。

~Dave Barry（1947- ）



Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid.

谈恋爱、怀孕和骑在骆驼上都会被发现。

~Arabic Proverb



Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years and 9 months.

怀孕是一种病，你需要18年零9个月来恢复。

~Carrie Latet



By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.

到目前为止怀孕的女人最大的奢望就是没有怀孕。

~Phyllis Diller（1917- ）



Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant.

恋爱是欢乐的游戏，直到有人失去了眼睛或者怀上了孩子。

~Jim Cole



Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

不要在怀孕的时候去参加高中聚会，否则他们会认为你毕业后就做了这件事。

~Erma Bombeck（1927-1996）



If men were equally at risk from this condition - if they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering from end-stage cirrhosis, that they would have to go nearly a year without a stiff drink, a cigarette, or even an aspirin, that they would be subject to fainting spells and unable to fight their way onto commuter trains - then I am sure that pregnancy would be classified as a sexually transmitted disease and abortions would be no more controversial than emergency appendectomies.

如果男人也有怀孕的风险——如果他们知道他们的肚子将要膨胀就像是在遭受晚期肝硬化的折磨，要一年不去酗酒，吸烟，甚至吃阿司匹林，那他们会很容易昏倒而不能再去上班——于是我确信怀孕可以归为性传播疾病，而堕胎不会比切割阑尾更有争议。

~Barbara Ehrenreich（1947- ）